Hello fellow schoolmates. Many of you have expressed concern and disapproval at me cutting so many classes.

The truth is: I HAVE TO GO TO THE DOCTOR ALOT OF TIMES BECAUSE THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY BACK. I'VE STRAINED IT BAD AND I HAVE TO GO TO THE DOCTOR AGAIN TOMORROW BUT I'M STILL COMING TO SCHOOL AFTER THAT.

Okay? Okay? I know that I haven't been in school. I know that the lecturers are concerned. Do you think I take MCs and not realise I haven't been in school? Do you think I don't have to explain to the lecturers? I do, okay and I've had enough and the last thing I need is you telling me that I haven't been in school (WOW, TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T ALREADY KNOW). I'm catching up on projects the best way I can and I'm feeling very rushed what with the new job and everything but I'll get it right. Just give me a while and I'll be alright. OKAY?

Back to advertising and back to you shutting-the-hell-up. Thanks.